There are so many bands and performing artists out there right now. There are so many, it boggles the mind, like trying to imagine all the stars in the Universe. Most groups are mediocre. I haven’t heard something new that I love in a while. When I hear The Beatles, or Pinkerton, or Kid A…..man, it’s just so good. I don’t get that feeling with nearly any internet-age groups I’ve heard. Maybe it’s just psychological, but come on, stupid lyrics, mediocre melodies, no cleverness. Where’s the cleverness? And stick in a solo for crying out loud.
I have dreams of starting a new music scene. They’re only imaginings, but I think something needs to happen in music that unifies people a little bit. Gets them dancing again. In the 90s, it was this ‘grunge’ sound from Seattle. In the 60s, it was this….um, 60s sound. But in both cases it was really just good songwriting. Clever melodies. Lyrics that were a little bit funny or absurd or profound. If I could start a new ‘sound’, and unite some great artists, I would put forth the following criteria. The ‘sound’ I would create would be something like this:
- Focus on clever melodies, good songwriting. (Like, really good. Like Frank Black good. Like Ben Folds Five good. Brian Wilson good.)
- Consistent use of “weird” time signatures (not in like, a prog rock superfluous way, but in a way that serves the melody, that adds a whole new layer to creative songwriting. Frank Black, again. Radiohead, sometimes.)
- Pianos, man. Let’s hear some pianos. I’m so sick of misused guitars. Let’s hear some wurli, distorted to all hell. Some Rhodes. Organ. And also guitars. What?
- Clever part writing. Good melodic bass parts, clever, weird drum parts. No more 4/4 drum groove just because it’s “supposed” to be there. And distort that drumset to all hell, sometimes, please.
- Vocal harmonies. What happened to these? Let’s go nuts. Beach Boys. Beatles. Queen. I’m always blown away by “musicians” that don’t want to sing. Drummers, I’m looking at you.
- Lyrics that use science, technology, realism, physics, weirdness-awareness. History. Philosophy. I want science fiction lyrics. Oh, and as an added bonus, they should superficially sound like a simple love song or whatever.
- Humor. Weirdness, funny lyrics, ridiculous breaks. Penis jokes. Mistakes on recordings. TMBG-type secret songs.
- No concern for mainstream society. No selling out, little desire of fame, no compromise musically. And no attitude.
- This one is a ‘maybe’ – 8-bit sounds. They’ve been used in such cheesy ways lately though. Maybe they could be used for good. And NO CHEATING – program that crap on a GameBoy. No midi hookups. No DS drum machine things. Use Nintendos or Ataris or emulators. (I don’t care that most people can’t tell the difference.)
Hmm. I think there’s one thing missing. Something simple and instantly recognizable. I don’t know, maybe this is enough. This is incidentally what I’m going for in Virginia Is For Hoverers (Part Two). We’ll see what it sounds like.
Society is getting smarter and artier as a whole, but in this weird, twitter-like, technology-ridden obnoxious way. Mediocrity is exploding right now in popular culture. Oh, by the way, I need a name for this thing, too. This sound. Like Alternative rock had. Any ideas? Grunge, Ska, Techno. Something like that.