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Friday Funmail

Text fun questions to 801-6-TEXT-CM (801-683-9826)! Include your first name.

Who is ‘sarah’ in the song ‘sarah and the fabric of reality’? My friend thinks its sarah palin. – Anonymous

Your friend is exactly right.

JK.  But they might be on to something.  I think it works.

Sarah And The Fabric Of Reality (mp3)

Sarah meant a lot to me
Sarah meant a lot to me
Sarah meant a lot to me
But she’s just a freak on a rock out in space
And I’m a brain inside a man
Much too affected by the plan
To ever really understand it
I see through the window of a fish-to-frog
And frog-to-ape
I change my shape
Outside, inside, where’s my god?

Albert meant a lot to me
Hawking meant a lot to me
Dawkins meant a lot to me
But they say Sarah, she ain’t nothing but scum
But I know this to be a lie
‘Cause she can look into the sky
And she can start to understand it
Her brain is a mobile of the sun and moon
Behind her face
Is all of space and time
That’s why, there’s my god

I want to live forever, shouldn’t be too long now.

An attractive lady told me once that she thinks She-Wolf is actually about the Twilight series.  Apparently it works down to the specific names.

Hey you should do a Christmas song. – Anonymous

Oops a bit late this year.  Now I have 12 months to make the best Christmas song EVER

Tuesday Tapes

I’ve been writing lots of new songs!  Trying to find time to demo them.

Here’s a short clip of one new song called Poor Places:

Poor Places

Here’s an old demo.  Nice and whiny, how we like ‘em.

DownloadTroubled

Here are some ridiculous instrumental tracks I found from years and years ago:

DownloadJazzy

DownloadChurchy

DownloadCrappy

We’re in the taint of the holidays!!  Happy Taint!

Sunday Komix

Real stuff that happened to me.  That I thought was funny.  That I made into comic form.

Tuesday Tapes

DownloadBright New Day

DownloadPeople On The Street

DownloadMetaphor

DownloadSock It To Me