tuesday tapes aiight
Posted on February 23rd, 2010

The Beautiful Ms Parker And I Approach The Singularity (2040)

I’m pushing for a huger polished version of this to appear on Virginia Is For Hoverers (Part II).

The year was 2030
My hands were hardly dirty
The custom bug inserted
His wife would find him murdered
I had his mind and hence his codes
When the day broke, I was far away
From the banker man and the empty bank

All I want in a girl, she’s got to load all my weapons
All I need in the world, a pretty face at my back
While I’m hacking the lotto, killing a cop and singing my motto
By her side
All I want in the world, a little girl with a weapon

I met you ones and zeroes
We soon became the heroes
We hacked into The Center
We found a hidden vendor
Where we found out that we were clones
From a time lost
From another world
And we got it on just for one last time

All I want in a girl, she’s got to load all my weapons
All I need in the world, a pretty face at my back
While I’m hacking the lotto, killing a cop and singing my motto

So come on, baby
We go down together
So come on, Bonnie
Sing it like you mean it
Come on baby
We go down together
So come on, Bonnie
Sing it like you mean it
Come on baby
We’ll go down together
So come on, Bonnie
Sing it like you mean it

All I want in the world, a little girl with a weapon

9 Responses to “tuesday tapes aiight”

  1. Heidi says:

    i love your lyrics chris they are so artistic-fantastic. its fun to see what the real words are as opposed to the ones I make up while i sing along…you rock

  2. Benny Sachel says:

    I thought the lyrics for the first verse were these:

    The deer was mighty purty
    My hands were hard ‘n dirty
    The shotgun slug desserted
    His wife would send him some fur
    I had a closet and then his cloaks
    When the day awoke, I was hard to pay
    From the banker man and my sultry stank

  3. Brian says:

    That’s hilarious. I’ve listened to this song quite a bit and I finally know the words now!

    Good luck at your show tonight Chris.

  4. Cathy says:

    One of my favorites! If you are thinking about re-working more demos, “Try to See the Good” is a great one as well, and *was* very popular on T61 before the site design was flushed down the proverbial commode. Sounds very good as is too. Play your heart out tonight!

  5. phil says:

    Hey thanks for putting this up man! I literally was like just about to post again asking if you could put up these lyrics. And if you haven’t read Benny’s post on here you should read it… just hilarious. Their needs to be an award for creative interpretation or something!

  6. Rob says:

    Favourite song! New version? Yeeeees please! Ps I always thought it was ‘I had his mind enhance his codes’ in the fifth line which, on reflection, is probably getting a little too sci-fi for my own good!

  7. Eric says:

    When’s part II coming out!?!

  8. Kasey says:

    I love this song.

  9. jake says:

    this song is number one

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