last Chris Merritt show

The last Chris Merritt show will take place on this coming Saturday, in quaint Purcellville, Virginia.

The second-to-last Chris Merritt show will take place on this Friday, in Charlottesville, Virginia.

After that, Chris Merritt the band will cease to exist.

I urge you not to miss the finale. Details about Saturday’s show are here and details about Friday’s show are here.

Secret track – limited time only :)

I’ve been writing ads for Time Warner, Colgate, and the like.  And why, you ask?  Well, to get closer to my single goal in life; to bring badass music to the world.  The people I work with are indescribably talented and funny.

If there is anyone out there that reads this blog, sorry for the lack of posts the last week or so.  To make it up to you, I’m premiering an unfinished, unmixed track from Future Caveman, my newest project, and the future greatest band in the universe.  I’m only going to have it up for  bit, and then take it down. 

In the meantime, I’m working literally nonstop.  Cruise Elroy is working hard to create the best rock and roll you ever freaking heard.  Here are the percentages done (rough estimates) – Shorty 85% done. Coney Island – 65% done. Do You Believe – 98% done.  Rain King – 59% done. Flow My Tears – 60% done.

Fun With Science.  We live in an incredible universe built of virtually infinite layers.  We’re living sentient beings built of tiny particles, which in turn are made of even tinier particles.  All of quantum physics (reality) can be described in math, in finer and finer terms, as mind-blowingly gigantic human beings use their enormous crude fingers to pry back the curtain of spacetime.  Our way of life is changing quickly.  Our only hope to avoid catastrophe is to embrace reason.

Wow, it’s hard to talk about this stuff without sounding bonkers!  But I swear to jebus it’s true.

Fun With Music. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again.  Craig’s Brother is the best band of all time.  I play piano on this track!

When I was young I didn’t know if I was better off asleep or up.

Hey folks, thanks for your ideas on NOVA venues (see post below).  Any more ideas?  Email me at

New Tune – the new Nada Surf record is just….. divine.  I mean, geeeez, listen to this.  I’m legitimately scared of the fact that these songs aren’t being trumpeted.  They’re some of the best songs I’ve ever heard.  It’s a weird time we’re living in…. better music is being made now than ever before, but no one seems to really notice.  A good musician is truly just a struggling artist now.  Sorry to break the news.

Not New Tune – here’s a great older Nada Surf song

Fun With Comedy noise in general

Help!! We need designated space to create sound waves!!

What’s up guys? So Chris Merritt (that’s me) and my magnificent rhythm section (soon to be known as Cruise Elroy) are playing a little show in Charlottesville on July 27th. Here’s the thing. Since we’ll already be making the journey, we are desperately looking for a place to play in Northern VA on the 28th or the 26th. We need ideas! All the usual venues have fallen through for one random reason or another. Help a brother(s) out!! :)  (PS, we would also love to play anywhere between NY and VA!) At this point, we’re looking for a random theater…..a venue of someone you know……a cool basement…..a cool backyard….. email me!

What else is new?  What isn’t new?

Working hard on some new music to show you.  We’re almost there.  A few more hills.

New Tune – Jake Thro, (Cruise Elroy/Chris Merritt/Caulit Anything/Paperface), is an amazing musician, as we all know.  But did you know he’s also writing the best songs ever made?  Here are some of my favorites – Picket LineTrojan Horse, Multiverse, these songs take rock music to a new universe.  They take harmony and melody into a new a scary, beautiful new dimension and then snap it back to a sexy 3D color just before things get too uncomfortable.

Old TuneVegetables

Let’s Have Fun With Comedy – don’t watch if you are scared of F bombs or at work

graphics by Jackie Watanabe link


This was my view three weeks ago

This is my view today

What is the future for good music?  Good culture?  How do we work past the convergence of a failing economy and a new form of technology that makes media free?  Do we change people’s ethical standards?  Make it cool to buy records again? Do we move enterprises that are “above” the immediate concerns of economy (space travel, art, music, theoretical physics) to the government’s domain (as space travel indeed was)?  Is there a creative solution that we haven’t come up with yet?  Is every artist going to have to find his or her own new creative solution?

Why haven’t we cured cancer?  Why hasn’t America had a President that says, “In the next four years, we will cure cancer”?  Why don’t we believe in our abilities to solve any problem?  Why do we feel certain things are outside the reach of explanation?  Why aren’t our greatest mathematicians explaining economy to the masses?

Why does ProTools suck so hard?

New Tune – This song seems to be incredibly bad at cursory listen.  Don’t listen.  I’m only posting it because I can’t believe how bad it is.

Not New Tune – And this is why.  Our Lady Peace used to be an amazing band.  Then they made the album Gravity and decided to put limiters and compressors on NUKE.

Quick Sapien

Did You Know? There are about 8.7 million species on Earth, a planet which has been around for over 4 billion years.  But over 99% of all species to ever exist have gone extinct.  There is only one species that knows those facts.

New Song – opening to the movie Drive.  cool track….daft punky

Not New Song – Black Francis – Lolita (sort of new) underrated, amazing, etc


Here’s a new little demo I made this morning. 

By the way, thanks to all the great folks that came to the Cruise Elroy show in Easton!  You guys are so much fun.

Be sure to follow me on Twitter for more candid pictures of Brett Ripley.

Did You Know? There’s a kind of dementia which, in the early stages, makes the individual extremely creative.  The region of the brain associated with impulse control begins to decay, which, interestingly, makes the individual artistic and creative.  Businessmen give up their lives to create art.  I don’t really have more information, Brett was just telling me about it on our drive back from Easton MD.

New Music – the newest Bon Iver record might not be super new, but it’s new to me.  And that riff at the end is just so epic.  Brett and I listened to the new Mommyheads, Shins, Bon Iver, TV On The Radio, Strokes, and Johnny Cash’s jailhouse rock thing this weekend.  And some Michael Jackson, Jackson Five, and some other stuff. By the way, I think music is best enjoyed on a shiny new album, listening intently with a friend.

Not New Music – this is one of the best songs I’ve ever heard.  And probably the best guitar solo.  Eric Clapton said that it was his favorite of all time.  Some other guitar solos that spring to mind, Weezer – Tired Of Sex, Frank Zappa – Muffin Man, Frank Black – My Life In Storage (some awesome Nashville guy did the solo in that).

On A Roll Here

Here’s a little demo I made today.

We’re playing a little show in Easton, Maryland tomorrow!  Tell all of your friends!  We love Easton!  Please come!

Did You Know? In Japan today, a man was arrested who had been in hiding since 1995 after he played a part in a violent gas attack on Tokyo’s subway system.  The man was probably brainwashed by the cult called Aum Shinrikyo.  Fascinating reading.  It’s scary how easily, as humans, we can fall for memes that satisfy the weaknesses in our minds.  Be careful.

New Tunethis lady is my future wife.

Not New Tune – this song amazing etc

Last minute announcement:  Cruise Elroy (formerly known as Chris Merritt) is playing in Easton, Maryland at our favorite venue, Night Cat.  The show is on Saturday, June 16.  That’s in a couple days.  Please come and be groupies.

Jake Thro is coming up next weekend and Cruise’ll be doin’ some pictures and finishing music.  I hope to finish the songs called The Great Shorty, Coney Island, Warm Sun, On My Own, Rain King, Sucker Punch.

Did You KnowThese animals really exist??  Amazing…..

New Tunethis song by Goyte is just great.  The video too.

Not New TuneTalby by Pinback. “Play that song again and go to hell when you die….”  So understated, so elegant, so weird and perfect….  The guy that masters Pinback’s records mastered Pixie And The Bear and said Pinback just gives him a burned CD to master (most masters are super high-quality DVDs or huge files).

Chris Merritt TuneTime Bomb

Hearty Chuckle Fun Comedy – Did you know David Bowie and Mick Jagger made the fruitiest music video ever made? (via Melissa)


Science works!

My new gig at the studio is going swimmingly!  Talking to my friends Alex and Roman about Joseph Campbell, Phillip K. Dick, the evolution of man, and what we would do with the power of invisibility.  All while recording a song for a huge Mexican food company.

New song Shorty is sounding sick ridiculous.  I’ll post Scheherazade demos like tomorrow.

Did You Know? Evolution doesn’t necessarily do what’s best for the survival of an individual or species.  Rather, the genes that survive are good at getting themselves copied.  A famous example is the peacock’s tail – a huge hindrance and liability to the male peacock, but such a lady killer it doesn’t matter.  Richard Dawkin’s The Selfish Gene was the groundbreaking work that expressed this subtlety, and did to Darwin’s theory of evolution what Einstein’s General Relativity did to Newton’s laws.

New tune – I’m loving the new Shins record – this song and video – amazing.  There is so much great music coming out – intelligent, clever melodies are popping up all over the place.  (Even in the pop world…) Some of these new artists take me to another world.  I hope that the new Cruise Elroy can be a small part of this intelligent, deep musical universe.

Not new tune – I think the guitar riff at the end of this song is the heaviest ever recorded.  A perfect song.

Hearty chuckle – here is a great stand-up routine by the incredible edible  Jim Carrey.

Chris Merritt songDonna.