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question: do you have any love ballads or straight up love jams i could sing to my kick-ass girlfriend?
I think so. How about Donna? Sugar? Um. Avery? You could sing her Avery and just change the name. Also, I’ll write you one right now: Baby! You’re just my little love-child. Lately! I want to pat your butt, child. Mate me! You’re hot and kind of smart, girl. Baby! I hope we never part, girl.
I think that will do nicely. Just strum a few chords along to that and thank me in the morning.
I now believe that Helen Thomas is one of my new heros. Do you know…is she still alive?
According to Wikipedia, yes. She looks like she’s about 2,000 years old though. I didn’t know anything about her. Now I do. Thanks for the random learning!
When are you coming to provo?!
Christopher. Provo wants your body back within its borders. Come satisfy our need for Merritt music!
Dear chris merritt, i know funds are low but are you planning on playing in utah any time soon? It would be nice… Your fan, jess
July 15! That’s in two weeks! Can you believe it? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
Chris – you are awesome! Please play in raleigh sometime. Also, the website does not let me sign up for the merritt list.
Hmmm. It should work now. I hadn’t paid the Merritt List bill in months. Everyone see the new Newsletter by Wes? It’s absolutely genius. Make sure you sign up today! Wes writes ‘em and I sends ‘em.
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