Tuesday Tapes – Now In 3D!!

A song tentatively titled Bi-Polar!

A song tentatively titled Tentatively Titled. I mean, All The Way.

FUNMAIL 801-6-TEXT-CM

Whoa, lots of text questions to answer!  Thanks for all the awesome questions!  Keep sending them in at 801-6-TEXT-CM!!!

Funmail questions! You’re an amazing musician, and your music is simply beautiful. That being said, I have some questions for you: Pirates or ninjas?

Ninjas yesterday.  Today, pirates.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

The original 3 Star Wars are a whole perfect Universe.  My friend and I, who’s name I will not disclose (Jake Thro) watch them all in a row sometimes. I’m convinced the campiness of Enterprise was genius.  Next Generation is best.  The new movie sucked.

Kubrick or Hitchcock?

Kubrick is a fav.

Mac or PC?

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New MUSIC page is here!!

*WHEW!*

After many hours and weeks of work, lots of learning HTML, CSS, and Java Script (the first thing I did was learn what those things are), and digging through the ol’ Chris Merritt filing cabinets,  I’ve put together a new MUSIC section on the webbed site.

It is MENTAL.  It’s all there.  The last 6 Chris Merritt albums UP FOR FREE LISTENING.  I’m so excited for you to see it!  Check it out here!  http://www.chrismerrittmusic.com/blog/sounds.  You can also just click on “MUSIC” at the top of the ‘ol blog!

The new MUSIC page features:

  • The last 6 Chris Merritt albums with every track free to listen to!
  • Facebook “like” your favorite tracks – the song will appear on your Facebook wall with a little player!
  • Lyrics for every track!
  • Fun Facts on songs, including original demos, behind-the-scenes info, videos, and more!!  (Check out the info on The Cult Of Karl for example)
  • Album art BERSERK!
  • Easy links to iTunes and the Chris Merritt store to buy tracks!
  • ….and so much more!!

There’s a bit of a loading time for the pages, so be patient.  I’m using Firefox 4, Google Chrome and Safari and it seems to work decently, with an annoying like 7 or 8 second loading time.  Also, there may be some kinks to work out still, so if you catch any wrong links, let me know!

I know what you’re thinking.  “Chris, you sweet little hairy man.  You’ve not only given us a mind-blowing amount of undiscovered, hip, cerebral rock-and-roll music over the last few years, but now you’ve put everything online, in nice little tables, with fun little buttons to press.  How can we ever pay you back for this priceless gift?  HOW, PLEASE, TELL US???”

Thanks for asking.  I do it all in the pursuit of objectively beautiful art and accelerating technology. Well, OK, there is one thing you could do, BUT ONLY SINCE YOU ASKED… Find your favorite tracks.  Share the music on your Facebook wall.  You can also use Twitter, LinkedIn, or just send the URL to a friend (those are up as well, by the way).  This is something of an experiment – I haven’t seen any artists do exactly this kind of thing, and I want to see what happens.  I want to make it easy for people to explore the music and get it out to the Universe.

Time for a baff, I’m beefin’, innit.  (Time for a shower, I smell unpleasant, don’t I?)

LOVE, Chris.

MUSIC AND NUDES I MEAN NEWS

I’m making a MUSIC VIDEO that is really beautiful and also GHETTO!!!  I just remembered I’m actually working on TWO or THREE or FOUR music videos!!!!! ALSO I am making a new MUSIC SECTION for the website – it will have ALL my stuff available for STEAMING.  I’m going ABSOLUTELY NUTS with the CAPS today.  It’s because I am SO EXCITED ABOUT LIFE.

Here’s some BIG NEWS:  We are playing a SHOW this FRIDAY at the MONTAUK MUSIC FESTIVAL!!!!!  SEXY!!!!!!!  We will be on at 8:00-9:00 PM at Sole East and 10:00PM – 12:30 AM Manucci s / Tipperary.

Here’s a FUN SONG!!!!! Such A Long Time Ago by ChrisMerritt

801-6-TEXT-CM

Send me a text at (801-6-TEXT-CM)!

What would you name a daughter? -Pat

Hmm.  I don’t know.  Definitely not Mary Marie Merritt.  That would be a horrible name.  Good names:  Danielle,  Heather,  Samantha,  Hanna.  Avoid names:  Bertha, Agnes, Gertrude, Gundula.

do you play weddings?

Yes!  Well, sort of.  I don’t really do typical wedding cover songs and stuff.  I also don’t want to freak out grandma.  But if you want a real, genuine Chris Merritt show at your reception, I love a Merritt wedding.  You also have to give me some money in exchange, or at least some free champagne.  Merritt weddings have been huge successes in the past.

Send me an email if YOU would like me to play your wedding, special event, or run-of-the-mill event, and we’ll talk! contact@chrismerrittmusic.com

i dont know what im doing or if you’ll get this or if this is fake or if im alive but if you are chris merritt and you’re reading this, your music is the best thing to have ever come about in this world in all of time. i can’t even comprehend

Man that’s awfully sweet.  And good news.  You’re alive!!!!
Working hard on a new ‘MUSIC’ section of the site – I can’t wait.  Almost done!  All Chris Merritt songs to stream, many to download, and you can “share” everything on the faced books and the twisters.

News + Tapes = Napes

Do you like upbeat, rock-and-roll-styled music concerts?  If you said “yes” to any of those question, come to New York City tomorrow night and watch my band sing all your Chris Merritt favorites!  Songs!  Want some info for the gig?  It’s at Bar East Ale Hous which is located on the Upper and Eastern side of New York City.  It will be at 9:30, PM.  Here’s the event on facebook and here is the tour page!

Goofin’ around in a piano lesson yesterday:

DownloadElevator

Here are some pretty bitches I found:

DownloadMally

DownloadOn My Own

Komix

Doin’ comics about my heroes.  Last week was Frank Black Francis.  Here’s a nuther:

It’s hard to fit everything I like about these guys in a single comic.  They take freakin’ forever to draw as it is.  Here are some links.

This is the best talk-show appearance in the history of man, and I’m not exaggerating (watch till the end):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLm-vD89SQ

Norm did the roast-thingee of Bob Saget.  One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b6b82a06aa/outtakes-from-bob-saget-roast-1-from-normmacdonaldfan

Unfortunately, most people don’t really seem to understand satire, including the deceptively named channel Comedy Central, who cut his brilliant performance from their actual show.

Norm explained later in an interview: “There was nothing outrageous in that at all. It was the opposite of outrageous, but a lot of people didn’t get it, even though it was a simple grade- two arithmetic concept. People thought I was mentally ill or something. It just occurred to me, because I didn’t really want to do it and Bob kept asking me to do it. And the producer told me it should be shocking. I watched a tape of it and saw everything on it was vulgar and filthy, so I thought the only shocking thing to do was the antithesis of that. So it’s pretty simple.”

More favorites:

Early stand-up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV4Bpgia8vM

New stand-up: http://youtu.be/_gC7KIdxyUs

Weekend Update:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcj6AZMJvyE&feature=related

The View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otai1BhLSSM

Dirty Work (my favorite comedy film):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPXVCiT9rZU&NR=1

Geez, there’s lots.  The hours I’ve wasted away watching Norm MacDonald interviews.  Now I’m doing it again looking for good videos….ENOUGH!!  Back to work!!!!  Those songs ain’t gonna write themselves, now are they???  Although they probably will in the not-too-distant future.  Damn Kurzweil.

 

 

 

Komix / Tapes

HEROES – Issue #1

Drawin’ comics about my heroes.  I got a handful of ‘em.  People I look up to, emulate, respect in a profound way.  This week: Frank Black.

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Listen to the man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPXnUCn7SSs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw8cXwlFDfk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzsdttq5hdc

Pixies song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIkWJZf33UY

Deeper:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1yBMQ_bLng

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVxUiArfPMk

Here’s a song I wrote about FB, sort of.  Specifically about lame album reviews.  When girly boys write about manly boys.  Is what I should have titled it.

Chris Merritt – Try To See The Good by ChrisMerritt

 

 

 

 

Tuesday Tapes

A new song called The Bump, the foundation of which comes out a Demo Of Nod called Sherlock Holmes.  This song is loosely about The Colbert Report, a television show with which the vast majority of my band is obsessed.  I started watching for research, and I think the man is a comedy genius.  Send him a tweet and a link!  @ColbertReport @StephenAtHome
The Bump by ChrisMerritt

Them old melancholies:

BrightNewDay

Sanctuary

Sunday Komix!!

Here are some comics from when I was in college!  I got really busy this week writing a song about The Colbert Report in my free time, so I couldn’t finish the comic (sorry Kristin – next week!).  By the way, I could only find two of these – does anyone happen to have any of these, from back in the Paperface days, or are they lost forever?  These made me laugh.  My past self made my present self laugh.  Weird.

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