Big Girl

You’re going out for a little wander / You’ve got a friend you want to fondle

You’ve got it all but you want to try to start a fight / You want to call me up and cry to me all night

You’re going out with another brother to make sad your southern mother

I want to know if you ever feel yourself ignite / Your mother’s wrong but you’re only looking for a fight

You come all the way around

Honestly, would calm yourself? You’re a big girl, you’re a big girl, would you calm yourself?

Honestly, would calm yourself? You’re a big girl, you’re a big girl, would you calm yourself?

You’re going out for a little wander, you’re going out for a little wander

I want to know where you’re going now, I know it’s late / I want to know where you’re going now I know insane

You come all the way around

Honestly, would calm yourself? You’re a big girl, you’re a big girl, can you calm yourself?

Honestly, would calm yourself? You’re a big girl, you’re a big girl, would you calm yourself?

You’re a big girl, would you calm yourself now cause you roll your eyes like a child and you drink like you’re from the wild and you give your love like a magazine and you swear like it’s going out of style

You go all the way around

Honestly, would calm yourself? You’re a big girl, you’re a big girl, would you calm yourself?

Honestly, would calm yourself? You’re a big girl, you’re a big girl, would you calm yourself?

You’re a big girl, would you calm yourself now cause you roll your eyes like a child and you drink like you’re from the wild and you give your love like a magazine and you swear like it’s going out of style

This tune is unfinished lyrically, even though I like where it’s ended up. I wish I had more time and money to work on it. I had a few more ideas. I rewrote the lyrics recently (only a few changes) and titled it German Girls. When I wrote this song, I had just gone out in NYC with a group of young German girls and they were crazy, loud, whiney. The song really evolved more into this idea of a European prostitute. It’s supposed to be dirty, raw…..this idea of “big girl” referring explicitly to an adult, but alluding to a slightly overweight, obnoxious-on-some-level, consuming-too-much whore.

Hey, we got some incredible last-minute entries to the low-budget video contest!  I sure as heck wouldn’t want to be Judge Wes.

Here’s a round-up of all the videos:  first, we have an embarrassing (for me) soufflé of ancient footage of my rat-tail adorned head and fat women dancing from NickSax12.  This video is amazing.  10/10

Second, we have a hilarious and mysterious Big Girl video from donmarquez101.  Awesome acting and enigmatic interpretation.  Rad. 10/10:

And here’s the Sugar entry that I never posted, made by none other than my own mother.  It’s amazing beyond words.  I’m struggling to describe it, really.  10/10

And last but not least, here’s the 10/10 Vegas romp from BeauregardB that was posted a couple weeks ago:

The court will resume when Judge Wesley has made his final verdict. OK, Nick’s video won.

By the way, keep making these.  The deadline is over, but I’ll still send you something cool or write you a song or somethin’.

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